So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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