It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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