the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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