Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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