your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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