I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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