I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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