i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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