would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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