One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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