the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
