Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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