scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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