Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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