Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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