have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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