he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Someone shattered a urinal.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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