Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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