I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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