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im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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