I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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