you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
