I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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