I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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