nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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