I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
