Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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