I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Randomize
