She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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