If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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