Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
My feet surprised me
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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