i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I feel like death gave me a hand job
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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