I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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