But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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