You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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