But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Please, let me fuck your mom
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
