There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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