I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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