I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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