So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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