did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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