weddingsv make me drug and hornr
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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