let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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