I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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