Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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