No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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