I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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