But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
be right there i have to get my cape
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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