how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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