Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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