What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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