Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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