I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Small penises have feelings too.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
i think im in europe. pls send help
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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