i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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