i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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