I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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