people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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