I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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