does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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