Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
birth control should be required to get into college
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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